Einstein, god and a penny
Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.
Looking up, he asks the Lord… “God, what does a million years mean to you?”
The Lord replies, “A minute.”
“Einstein asks, “And what does a million dollars mean to you?”
The Lord replied, “A penny.”
Einstein asks, “Can I have a penny?”
The Lord replies, “In a minute.”